Pass The Cranberries! The Dog Is Hosting Thanksgiving!
Yes, even the dog is now allowed to eat at the table, as grandma and grandpa's Boston Terrier is a YouTube star and is actually paying for this year's Thanksgiving Walmart Meal. The dog bought all the items from last year's meal. Apparently, the dog didn't mind paying more.
Some of the kids are out in the front yard, waiting for the aunt who brought after dinner gummies last year. This year, they hope to eat them before dinner!
Grandpa is showing everyone his new exercise routine, which only requires a bit of senility and a dining room chair. Obviously, the dinner will be delayed until Grandpa is finished squatting over a chair in his spandex.
The table is full of food, and all the chairs are full. Yes, Grandpa cleaned his chair and changed out of his spandex.
This year, because the Boston Terrier is famous, he will be sitting at the head of the table. Grandpa will be livestreaming the dog cutting the turkey.
By now, it should be easy to understand why the young kids wanted the gummies before dinner.
Grandma will try to recruit someone to say Grace, but everyone is looking everywhere but at her. She decides to call out the youngest grandchild, who immediately tells Grandma she doesn't know who Grace is.
Ok, the dog just jumped on the table. This distraction has allowed the parents of the grandkid who doesn't know Grace to escape an at the table scolding about the importance of church.
The YouTube star dog is now off the table, sitting back in the custom chair that grandpa built in his shop. At this point, the kids are thinking that the Boston Terrier has a much better life than they ever had. One even says that the damn dog turned my old room into his studio.
Grandma brings out the dessert, and before she cuts into the pie, Grandpa says, Should we tell them now? Grandma says, "Let the dog tell them! " Whatever the secret was, the dog refused to tell us. As the dog barked, Granddad said, The dog said he would tell you all at Christmas.
Dinner is over, the football game is on, and the dog is lying in his custom bed, also built by grandpa. Grandma and some of the grandkids are in the kitchen cleaning up the mess. The cool kids are on the porch eating the last of their aunt's gummies.
The older siblings are in the den discussing Medicare, not the insurance part; they are talking about the actual treatments for seniors' gastrointestinal issues. They used to take a Tums after dinner; now they actually describe how Thanksgiving Dinner will eventually pass through their bodies.
Well, now the whole house is sleeping as grandpa, and the dog edit their soon to be published podcast titled: Pass The Cranberries! The Dog Is Hosting Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving, My Friends!
Ray Stasieczko
Yes, even the dog is now allowed to eat at the table, as grandma and grandpa's Boston Terrier is a YouTube star and is actually paying for this year's Thanksgiving Walmart Meal. The dog bought all the items from last year's meal. Apparently, the dog didn't mind paying more.
Some of the kids are out in the front yard, waiting for the aunt who brought after dinner gummies last year. This year, they hope to eat them before dinner!
Grandpa is showing everyone his new exercise routine, which only requires a bit of senility and a dining room chair. Obviously, the dinner will be delayed until Grandpa is finished squatting over a chair in his spandex.
The table is full of food, and all the chairs are full. Yes, Grandpa cleaned his chair and changed out of his spandex.
This year, because the Boston Terrier is famous, he will be sitting at the head of the table. Grandpa will be livestreaming the dog cutting the turkey.
By now, it should be easy to understand why the young kids wanted the gummies before dinner.
Grandma will try to recruit someone to say Grace, but everyone is looking everywhere but at her. She decides to call out the youngest grandchild, who immediately tells Grandma she doesn't know who Grace is.
Ok, the dog just jumped on the table. This distraction has allowed the parents of the grandkid who doesn't know Grace to escape an at the table scolding about the importance of church.
The YouTube star dog is now off the table, sitting back in the custom chair that grandpa built in his shop. At this point, the kids are thinking that the Boston Terrier has a much better life than they ever had. One even says that the damn dog turned my old room into his studio.
Grandma brings out the dessert, and before she cuts into the pie, Grandpa says, Should we tell them now? Grandma says, "Let the dog tell them! " Whatever the secret was, the dog refused to tell us. As the dog barked, Granddad said, The dog said he would tell you all at Christmas.
Dinner is over, the football game is on, and the dog is lying in his custom bed, also built by grandpa. Grandma and some of the grandkids are in the kitchen cleaning up the mess. The cool kids are on the porch eating the last of their aunt's gummies.
The older siblings are in the den discussing Medicare, not the insurance part; they are talking about the actual treatments for seniors' gastrointestinal issues. They used to take a Tums after dinner; now they actually describe how Thanksgiving Dinner will eventually pass through their bodies.
Well, now the whole house is sleeping as grandpa, and the dog edit their soon to be published podcast titled: Pass The Cranberries! The Dog Is Hosting Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving, My Friends!
Ray Stasieczko
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